Asheville Santacon

Hey Santa, I, Santa, hereby announce the upcoming convergence, on Saturday, December 8'th, in Asheville, North Carolina of a undetermined number of suspiciously merry Santas.Dirty carols and stripper bingo planned. Plus maybe a school bus to drive us around.And other stuff. Bring a fruitcake for the catapult.
Meet 3 pm at Asheville Brewing Company at 77 COXE AVE And a merry fucking Christmas to you all. love, Santa