Asheville SantaCon

Dirty carols and stripper bingo planned.
Plus maybe a school bus to drive us around.
And other stuff. Bring a fruitcake for the catapult. A merry fucking Christmas to you all.
love, Santa
Location
- Asheville Brewing Company
- 77 COXE AVE
- Asheville

See yall in a few hours!!! Aja and I are getting ready to hit the dusty trail. Robbie, if you see this before you hear from me, give me a call, gotta question for ya, or Ill call you when we get close if I havnt heard from you. ROCK ON! Santa's OUT!!!!!!! (with bullhorn in hand!)

Looking forward to seeing all you outtatown Santas.The bus aka Santamobile, is running. We may have a marching band.and Santa just bought a couple extra Santa Suits;one for the doorman at the Grove Park Innwhos probably going to lose his job for letting us in,and the otherfor some lucky yahoo whos too fun to throw off the bus.ChwSanta bring your megaphone.See ya Saturday.Santa

Santa thought about it. But the Biltmore has a gate thats miles away from the mansion itself. Maybe if Santa had a plane, we could parachute in. Anyway Santa called ahead, and the Grove Park Inn is expecting 30 or so 'carolers.'They are probably expecting a church group. hohoho



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