Atlanta Santarchy!

Who are the nastiest, dirtiest, rowdiest Santas in the entire United States? Who's not afraid to hump on cars in traffic? Who's not afraid to climb on people's porches while the people inside try their best not to laugh? Who announces loud and proud with a bugle and ho-ho cheer when they enter every bar? Which Santas can drink you under the table? Which Santas have the biggest genitals?

DirtymotherfuckingSouthernBurnerSanta's are the best damn Santa's of all! We're all kinds of nasty and we're not afraid to take this to the level it should be at! Screw responsibility and hosting events, this is when we ALL get to throw it down propah!

Last year is so infamous that we've got solid reinforcements coming in all the way from Florida and DC. Big Daddy and Mustang are ready to rock it with the DSB crew! Are you ready? You better be, 'cause this is one wild freakin' ride y'all!

-SauceSanta

here are the details, per chw:

Hello fellow Santa’s……… We are nearing the 2nd Annual SantaCon in Atlanta and more details need to be posted so we can all pull this off as needed.

This year is going to be a little different than last year. I’m sure most of you have gotten the details about the hotel most of us will be staying at after the event. It is close to our last venue we plan to visit. Details of that follow Word on the street is that Santa starts at 4:42pm in Centennial Park in Atlanta GA…. For pics in the Park.

From there we get on MARTA and take a trip to a local mall… Due to everything involved, im not naming the mall for the reason of once we leave the park, we will be thru the mall experience within a matter of about 20 min, we will travel to Little 5 Points from there, which will be our next meeting place. When we leave the park, we will be following the bullhorn and trumpet the rest of the night. It’s always better to stay in the crowd. You can’t stop 100 Santa’s, but small groups of them have a better chance of dealing with BS not worth dealing with on such a good night. Our MARTA trips need to be known as getting on the trains, since everyone needs to know where to get off. The Bullhorn will announce this MANY times in the Park. [...]

The Mall trip needs to know to follow all the other Santa’s straight downstairs to have a walk thru to the other side, go upstairs and go back to MARTA. We may do other Malls in the area, but depends on what happens at the first. It was discussed about walk thru’s we had last year and how good they turned out that before every bar we go in, the bullhorn will announce if we will be rampaging or walk-ing thru the venue we are entering….

If you joined us last year, you’ll understand this one! BRING CASH…. Drinks at bars SHOULD ALWAYS be paid for as soon as you get them… it takes 2 sec for the call from the bullhorn of SANTA’S OUT!!!! That it happens… ALL SANTA’S GONE….

A MARTA Daily card is recommended, depending on the time you plan on arriving. If you’re going to the airport and all places afterwards, the card is a good idea. Going to Centennial Park, MARTA is the prob the best route you can take. Phillips Arena stop is your best one. But unless your staying at the Stratford Inn, getting back to MARTA or the Park is going to be a task…. Something to think about. If you show up @ the Park on time, we will announce where we are going so you can follow in different transportation if you please.. My only request is that NO Santa’s drive drunk on this night. It would only look bad for all of us and cost you TOO much money!!!! Think of your fellow Santa and everyone one else on this earth.… PLEASE!! We will end at the same place we did last year… The Clermont Lounge. Besides common sense I think we have covered most everything. Put forth effort to get involved…… If you dress up, FIND US!!! YOUR MORE THAN WELCOME AND NEEDED!!!! ROCK ON!

Location

Centennial Park

285 International Blvd NW

Atlanta, GA, 30313