Events

Who are the nastiest, dirtiest, rowdiest Santas in the entire United States? Who's not afraid to hump on cars in traffic? Who's not afraid to climb on people's porches while the people inside try their best not to laugh? Who announces loud and proud with a bugle and ho-ho cheer when they enter every bar? Which Santas can drink you under the table? Which Santas have the biggest genitals?