Fucking Monkeypoo missed out? But NOT really......

OK. I want LINKS to ALL the PICS.I want IT ALL.I want DETAILS.I wanna KNOW THE SCOOP. I wanna hear about GIFTING & MOOP CLEAN UP & CENSUS & GATE GREETING & SPANKINGS & BURNING ART & I wanna hear about BELLE-BOOZLER. I *did* see a pic of the beyotch and SHE LOOKED HOT!!!!! KUDOS to the folks who made that bitch!!My weekend away from Transformus this year (and away from all my burner friends) was NOT spent in vain...nor did I *not* have a great weekend. I spent my weekend with my boyfriend David (aka FISH) and his teenage son and our friend Amy up in the mountains outside of Roanoke & Salem, VA. Funny...you can drive 45 minutes away from the city/suburbs and instantly be a hundred-thousand miles away from society and reality world. We swam in a deep swimming hole in the Middle Fork of some such freaking river. We saw water snakes (which was CREEPY!!) and chased crawdads and made cairns and dams. Took LOTS of pics, ate lots of special brownies and drank wine.What ARE those mountains called anyway???? The Rockies?? No... Um... Smokies?? No... Blue Ridge Mountains?? YEP. OK. That was it.And then at night (and each morning) we made love like rabbits/fishes/monkeys.I am LOVING my life.I heard Transformus was the best year ever. I'm happy for you all. Be happy for me too. **flashes boobies & moons everyone**