Transformus PSA -2:

Gifting
Mama always said, it's better to give than receive.
Givin' is gettin', what comes 'round goes 'round.
You reap what you sow, so if ya got plenty of it, share it.

Decommodification
You put your heart into somethin' and its worth more than a few shiny pennies and so are you.
Ain't no buying fancy breeches or doo-dads, gonna make you a man, so just buy some humble pie and be thankful for whatcha got.
"A man's true wealth is the good he does in this world."

Radical Self-Reliance
In these parts ya take pride in doing for yourself, and if ya ain't gonna do for yerself don't expect anybody to go doing it for you. You got two hands, don't ya?
"If yur gonna run with the big dawgs, ya gotta lern to pee in the tall grass."

Radical Self-Expression
Be yerself, however you reckon, "whatever floats yer boat" is fine with us.
Just don't go getting all high and mighty when we do what we wants.

Communal Effort
Sometimes ya gotta get together to git er done.
If everybody pitches in, it gets done a helluva lot quicker.
A little bit a dirt on yer hands ain't gonna kill ya.

Civic Responsibility
We all gotta act like somebody... rights still right and wrong is still wrong.
Round here, we was just raised up to do the right thing, we reckun y'all kin do the same.

Leave-No-Trace
Your momma ain't here to clean up after yer, so it would be mighty kind of ya, to not muss up our backyard. You aughta know better than that.
Junkyards just ain't purty to look at!!

Participation
Either fish or cut bait, but don't just sit there like a bump on a log.
Pee or git off the pot!!
Now quit yer gawking and pitch in.

Immediacy
Time's a wasting!
We reckon now's as good a time as any.
Whatcha waitin fer? Chrissimas?